Leslie Nielsen shows just how cautious he is by wearing a condom that covers his entire body from head to foot. In the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and after narrowly avoiding being raped by Quentin Tarantino, one-legged Rose McGowan chooses her moment to get it on. You carry on while spinning around and shooting your assailants, rolling on the floor and bouncing off stuff. Do you stop and run for your life? Not if you’re Clive Owen.
So you’re right in the middle of lovemaking and a team of highly armed mercenaries burst through the door. This movie zooms into the corridors of the male member to reveal the lucky tadpole, complete with glasses. What if you found out your sperm looked and sounded like Woody Allen? This is the least erotic sex scene in movie history. So, yeah, they have to do it through hats. It was either that or, you know, go jogging.Īny sex scene involving slack-jawed Stallone may be ridiculous, but this being the future, he has intercourse with Sandra Bullock simply by putting on a special hat.īecause physical contact is against the law. Versatile thespian Jason Statham needs to keep his adrenaline up or a poison in his body will kill him, so he shags his girlfriend, by force.
They head down to the pool, and McLachlan stays standing vertically, while bouncing a totally horizontal Elizabeth Berkley off the water with the vigour of an epileptic fit. That girl from Saved By The Bell and Kyle McLachlan have the sort of sex that only exists in Paul Verhoeven’s Dutch mind. The attempt to romantic-it-up by using silhouettes behind a curtain doesn’t work. Lea Thompson climbs into bed with a dwarf-sized duck.
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